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Why on earth d'you call
your sewing machine 'Adele'? - "Why
not? They're both Singers"...
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My mum and Mariah Carey are polar opposites:
Mariah's a Top C diva, mum's a deep sea one...
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'Qatar has one of the best Spice Markets I've ever been to,'
gushes David Beckham. 'So much choice: Sporty, Scary, Ginger,
Baby, Posh and Rosemary.' Whatever happened to Rosemary?...
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Following the ascendancy to the throne of His Majesty King
Charles III, it has been decided that I, Vincent A.T. Hefter, of
Richmond, Surrey, shall retain the title of 'Mr'. It is a title I
remain inordinately proud of and shall be equally proud to
pass on to my son upon my demise... #delusionsofgrandeur
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Best TV moment this year? The killer whales' orcas-trated wave
washing of a seal off an ice floe. Is there intelligent life on earth?
There sure is...
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From in-laws to in-lawsuits? How soon before Meghan really
turns on the royal family?..
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A woman with dwarfism dancing on Strictly? She deserves her
place, so why not? That's about the long and the short of it?...
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