Monday, September 5, 2022

Tories fire Johnson...

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Of course Boris was 
a loose cannon - and cannon 
are MEANT to be fired...

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A consummate orator, so why do we 'ate 'er? Poor old Meghan.
It's an uphill battle... #OneYoungWorld
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Dumped again, son? Fear not, lad - there may not be plenty more
fish in the sea, but there ARE still a few in the s'women pool...
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Sunday with Laura Kuenssberg: 'no word of a Ly'cett', what a breath
of fresh air Joe was. Sometimes life is too serious to take seriously...
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Meghan Markle's about to give a speech on gender equality in 
Manchester (Personchester?) today. As far as I'm concerned, 
she'll be preaching to the converted - I'm sure she'll be delighted 
to hear that I despise both her AND Harry equally...
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