"I'm lacquered," said the door to No 10. 

"I'm pretty tired myself," replied Mrs Truss...

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                     How much expertise to our Secretaries of State actually possess

                     in their particular fields? Precious little, I fear. One day Transport,

                     next day Education (or whatever). Ludicrous way to run anything,

                     let alone a country. My expectations are very low...

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A very touching and FUNNY tribute to the late Queen from

Theresa May in the House of Commons. Who knew? And

another from Boris Johnson. Both very obviously from the

heart. Maybe they've never spoken from the heart before?

Politicians are so much more bearable when they're not

doing politics...

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