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OUR EPONYMOUSE

HERO - the star of many

a Mickey cartoon...

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(17 Syllables)

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Woodburning stove companies' online sales have been soaring,

apparently. More and more people are - wait for it - logging on...

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Axing the uniquely talented Steve Wright and replacing him - 

no disrespect intended - with a run of the Mills Radio 1 presenter, 

is, sadly, just the latest of a string of incomprehensible decisions 

made by a once-mighty institution. A sad day...

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ELEFANTA - jumbo-sized carbonated soft drink...

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