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Boris Johnson in
Greece? Not quite the same as 'John
Travolta in Grease'...
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He's more suited to a Carrie On film, I reckon...
(17 Syllables)
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My wife may not be able to sniff out Parkinson's, but she can
smell a rat two weeks before I've even STARTED an affair!...
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The role of 'period dignity officer' should NEVER have been
given to a man. Period.
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For Andrew Pierce to say that 'hiring a comedian to crack jokes on
a serious political programme is an insult to the viewer' is in itself
an insult to the viewer. Patronising git. Or is that insulting to gits?
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PM & Deputy PM: how very civilised, we're now
being governed by a Mrs T and Coffey...
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"Racism means I still can't hail a cab," claims Edward
Enninful. Really? Not even a black one, haha?...
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Rishi Sunak needn't be ashamed of losing to Liz Truss -
Kenneth Clarke once lost to Iain Duncan Smith...
The Conservative Party is basically nuts.
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Boris's farewell speech: don't know what planet you're living
on, Boris, but you're talking out of Uranus...
Turns out I DO know which planet!...
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Boris Johnson...
Admired from Kyiv to Carlisle, my arse. Loathed from
Liverpool to Lossiemouth, more like. Get it right, Liz..
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