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I used to live hand
to mouth. Do you know what changed
my life? Cutlery...
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(17 Syllables)
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This came 8th in Edinburgh Fringe's Funniest Jokes, 2022. Should
have won. The winning joke, and most of the others, were either
rubbish or even older than I am.. What's more, Tim's is a humorous
haiku/senryu - which is probably news to him. You can't beat a
three-liner one-liner!...
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A group of owls is called a parliament. Which probably explains
why Boris Johnson doesn't give two hoots about what's going on
in the country...(He was put on earth for one reason, and one
reason only, to wit: to woo women - or so he imagines)
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The Calmer Sutra: ideal therapy for Lord Pannick?
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THE (LAVA)TORY PARTY - a (busted) flush?
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