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Apparently, HMRC can keep us waiting up to 47
minutes to get through by phone. So now they're even
taxing our patience...

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, August 1)
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Apparently, 15 minutes of good, hard laughter a day enables you to
lose 4lb of excess weight a year. By laughing your head off, presumably.
Well, half of it, anyway...
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Do hospitals that ask patients to pay 4 times the cost of a cataract
operation enjoy robbing them blind?...
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