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"I'll start watching my
figure," says my wife, "when I
see no-one else is"...
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(A watched kettle (must be pretty hot?): 17 Syllables)
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Ofsted chief calls Isle of Wight residents poor, inbred, criminally inclined and
ill-educated. "F**** Of"sted," came their reply. Well, if it didn't, it maybe should
have done...
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