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"Donald, duck!" Too late.
The hunter's got his shot in -
he'll eat well tonight...
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('Donald a l'orange': 17 Rather Sillybles)
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I always wondered what a pretty successful business model would look like.
Well, I need wonder no longer. It looks like Gisele Bundchen. Pretty, successful,
and a 35-23-35, £23.3m a year model. Seems my having a head for business
will never match her having a body for it...
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Seems there's no such thing as an ex-ecutive at Southern Health NHS Foundation
Trust. You're just moved sideways...
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"You're barred," said The Rose & Crown's landlord. First it was Tom, then Mick,
Pete, Ian and Steve. Now me. "Trust you to jump on the banned wagon," said
my wife...
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Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)
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