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92%
of atoms arrested by
the police aren't charged...
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(17 Syllables)
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Drivers hit by new insurance rip-off. How fast were they going at the time?...
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Usain Bolt goes clubbing in Rio (news item). How many girls are now
claiming to have pulled a fast one?...
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You can knock insurance companies as much as you like, they won't care.
After all, they hate to get acclaim...
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Can Greg Rutherford really go straight from Team GB to Strictly Come
Dancing? Bit of a leap, I would have thought...
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Since I've gone up in the world, I seem to have lost my street cred. Getting
a fair bit of mews cred now, though...
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