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Wow, Pippa Middleton's conquered the Matterhorn!
Not bad for a social climber...

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(Vincent Hefter, Mail on Sunday, August 7)
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Dentists sure are getting their fair share of bad publicity at the moment. No wonder
mine always looks down in the mouth. The thing is, it's my mouth, and it costs me
a fortune...
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I was very surprised to read in the papers that Jeremy Corbyn is strapped for cash.
Where does this take place? In some handy Westminster S&M dungeon? Are
Labour Party whips involved? Just when you think you know somebody...
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Ian Botham writes about the grouse on his plate having had a better life than the
chicken on mine. Chicken? What chicken? All my wife ever does in the kitchen is
make me duck. "Missed again!". She's got a hell of a temper on her...
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