he'll be playing the clubs next (the ones in his bag?)

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Mike's impression of
a golf ball was great - he'd got
it down to a tee...

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Victoria Beckham claims it takes her five minutes to do her make-up.
Really? How long did it take her to make that up?...
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New £3,000 linear shockwave therapy is said to prevent erectile
dysfunction (news item). Isn't that a little stiff?...
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Ian Botham hit 60 this week, apparently. How many of those were in
boundaries?...
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