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"Dad's a door-to-door
salesman"...What does that mean?..."He
sells odds and sods - off"....
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(17 Syllables)
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Pizza Hut's got a new special: order an extra-large pizza now and get a half-Eton
Mess a few minutes later...
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I get the fact that vegans don't bake with eggs or milk, but are they allowed to
read anything by Lamb or Bacon?...
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Men WILL do most of the chores - but in 50 years! (news item). A woman of
infinite patience, my wife has already started to draw up a list...
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Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)
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