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20,000 Leagues
Under The Sea? Wow! Are teams
allowed to use subs?...
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(17 Syllables)
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Alastair Cook says his worst trait is 'picking his nose'. I beg to differ.
Continuously picking inferior opening partners is infinitely more annoying...
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Alastair Cook says his worst trait is 'picking his nose'. Then why not leave
it to the England selectors? Or doesn't he trust them to pick the right one?...
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The Cambridges never pay for anything in Mustique (news item). So what?
I've never had to pay for anything there, either. No hotel bills, no restaurant
bills, no fishing trips, nothing. Not yet, anyway. Maybe that'll change if I
ever get to go there...
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Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)
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