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What did the moped
rider do when he suffered
a puncture? He moped...
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Is Charlie Gilmour, adopted son of Pink Floyd guitarist David, the only man
to take the plunge twice on the same day? Not only getting married, but then
leaping naked into a river with his new Mrs?...
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Mascara and highlighter gel on horses? Lippy and blusher on Gordon Ramsay?
I always suspected Mr Ramsay was a bit of a show pony...
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Was that glitter on Mark Carney's face at the Wilderness Festival? Or did I
detect a little gilt?...
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