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The only people with no flaws are perfect strangers...

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, August 10)
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Hooray! Regular exercise can beat disease (news item). I beg to differ. Going
to the local gym and seeing so many bodies to die for just makes me sick...
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Hooray! Regular exercise can beat disease (news item). I presume regularly
exercising one's right to be a slob in the local gym doesn't count?...
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You have to be driven to reach the top as a policeman. But probably not by
the same chauffeurs who drive those who have already got there...
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