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when "Boil in Bag" is
the content, not the cooking
method, shop elsewhere!...
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(17 Syllables)
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Judging by the standards of today's low-rent reality shows, if you
can spell the word 'celebrity', you're probably not qualified to be one...
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Growth in beards boosts high street (news item). My wife hates
mine. Guess I'll have to take it on the chin. "Or off it," she suggests...
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Cindy Crawford's daughter lands cover shoot at 14. A bit early,
surely? Seems to be a case of 'shoot first, ask questions later'...
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Hospital staff set to strike...over a TV (news item). "Screens, nurse!"
takes on a whole new meaning...
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Someone bet me I couldn't go past an oasis without taking any of
its water. "No problem," I thought. Then I bottled it...
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