Man United v Man City...

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who needs marriage? - a

match made in heaven's between 

two great elevens...

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("My better half? The second half, usually": 17 Syllables)
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Who'd want to be a professional footballer's better half? As far as he's
concerned, it's whichever half his team scores in...
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I turned down the thermostat last night. Told it I was already spoken for...
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