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Jack got his big break
when he was sixteen. Sadly,
it was his left leg...
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(17 Syllables)
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FOOTBALL? ALREADY? IT'S JUST NOT CRICKET! 👿
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"You need a filling," said the dentist. So I went to a
filling station. Turns out the only fillings they had
were cheese & tomato and tuna...
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RSVP...
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BLACK THAI CURRY - dress: casual, food: formal...
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THE (VAIN)GLORIOUS TWELFTH - Prince Andrew
goes grouse shooting...
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My aspidistra and I have a fair bit in common right
now. Whilst I'm growing quite close to my new
girlfriend, my aspidistra's growing quite close to the
bedroom window. At least a foot this year, I'd say...
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(Even plants have feelings, even it is towards
inanimate objects. My aspidistra's growing quite
close to the kitchen table as I speak)
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