LOVE £$LAND: Millie & Liam? They'll be making a Milliam!...

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Thank God Love Island's

over! Time to bring back Lust

of the Summer Wine?...

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(17 Syllables)

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Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Ronnie Wood - and

Charlie Wattsisname, the unassuming drummer... 

RIP, great man.

(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, August 27 - and they 

publish it without the wordplay bit. What's

the f**king point? Absurd paper. Bunch of total

incompetents. How many times now?...

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Drinking 8 glasses of water a day to lower my 

heart risk is proving impossible. Does this mean 

I've got a drink problem?...

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Now Nigella's taken 'slut' off the menu, 'spotted

dick' must be quaking in its boots...

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Goodness gracious, GR8 balls of fire! A virtual G7

summit with virtually no GR8 statesmen! We're

saved! Not.

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