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"Putting our members
first". Building societies -
or cautious porn stars?...
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('Is it a large part?': 17 Syllables)
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Lovers of high-heels must really hate living in flats...
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If chip-eating really does add to your life-expectancy, not
only will those lucky enough to die of old age have had
their chips, they'll probably have had bucket-loads of 'em!
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PARASHOOTING - hitting a target whilst descending
from the skies. The latest Paralympic sport?...
(Down to earth with a 'BANG, bang, bang!'...)
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If Sir Ian McKellen can play Hamlet, can dried-up
old prunes be given plum roles?...
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Two masalas at one sitting, Tom Cruise? That can't
be good for your tikka...
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Unlucky in love: I had a date and walnut cake last
night. Unfortunately the date went to the loo and
never came back. But at least I was left with the
walnut cake...
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