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I promise to pay
the bear on demand the sum
of fifty-two pounds...
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(17 Syllables)
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Adele's looking great, but she'll be putting on a fair
few £££'s if she gets that Las Vegas residency!...
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Now he's got a reported £100m US TV deal, it seems
there's one thing Gordon Ramsay will never need cook
again, and that's...the books!...(well, not the ones he's
written, anyway)
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I was hoping a Brit would win the modern pentathlon.
Turns out the winner was French, so I'm delighted.
Congratulations, Kate...
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"Go to hell!" screamed my wife. "No chance," I laughed,
"it's on the f*cking red list!"...(Cue flying saucers...
followed by flying cups, slippers and frying pans)
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