******************************
My family tree's
a bonsai. No wonder I'm
only five foot three...
******************************
(17 Syllables)
-----------------------------------------------------------------
The dangers of online chatting: my girlfriend thought
I was the best thing since sliced bread till she caught
me bread-crumbing. Now I'm toast...
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Are smaller weddings bigger than big bashes? Yes!
It's a wedding, not a 3-ring circus. One ring's plenty:
the wedding one. No need to go over the (big) top!...
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Nicky Haslam's favourite letter is 'Z', apparently.
'Why?' - 'No. 'Z'... Popular letter is Y. Everyone wants
to know Y. But I couldn't tell you, to be honest...
-----------------------------------------------------------------
No comments:
Post a Comment