Friday, August 6, 2021

Head in the clouds?...

**********************************

Nothing brings people
down to earth faster than a 
parachute failure...

**********************************



(17 Syllables)
---------------------------------------------------------------------
(News travels fast. Often accompanied by Alok Sharma, it seems.)
Red list, amber list, Franz Liszt? "Who gives a f***?"
seems to be Alok Sharma's attitude when travelling...
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Not sure how Tom Kerridge likes his £87 steaks, but
he obviously prefers his customers rare. So rare, in fact, 
he probably can't remember when he last saw one...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"F*** OFF"ICE WORK! 4 out of 5 WFH civil servants can't be wrong!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A parachute that always lets you down never lets you down...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, August 5)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------

No comments:

Post a Comment