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I know when I 'egg
on' my team I could end up
with 'egg on' my face...
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I'm told my GP's seeing only half of his patients in
person. I hope it's the top half, that's where my
problem is...
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Lucky lorry drivers! Whilst some of them are
driving up the MI, a shortage of them is driving up
...their wages...
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It's perfectly acceptable to write about Sir Michael
Caine without having to resort to his famous
catchphrase. Not a lot of people know that.
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Why only 'men' and 'women' in mixed relay races?
What about transgender, gender neutral and non-
binary athletes, etc...? How many legs would there
have to be to satisfy everyone in this crazy PC
world of ours? Yes, I'm joking, but - as sure as eggs
is eggs - there'll be someone out there who won't be...
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