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"Your round," I said to
my colleague. "You're pretty fat
yourself," she replied...
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(17 Syllables)
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Are members of The Vegan Society permitted to read
anything by Lamb or Bacon?...
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My bank account's on the 5:2 diet. I log into it at five-to,
and it loses 200 pounds. Who knew it was so easy?...
(The 5:2 diet - £ for lb, it's the best around)
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Seeing as knitting is Tom Daley's hobby, I think he should
knit a jumper. A long jumper. We could do with one now
Greg Rutherford's retired!...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, August 12)
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Couldn't whoever made the NHS Covid app less
sensitive also have made Boris Johnson a little bit
more so while they were at it?
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Jesus, just look at all those passengers at the airport!
Heathrow after row after row of 'em!...
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PLANE SAILING - seaplane negotiating choppy waters?...
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