Saturday, August 21, 2021

I did devour 'War and Peace' in a week, mind...

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It's said we've all got
a book in us. Not me! My
X-ray came back clear...

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(17 Syllables)
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The milk of human kindness? You can stick
it up your arse, mate. I'm lactose intolerant...
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Prominent anti-vaxxer Richard (Right Said Fred) Fairbrass
may well be called 'Richard', but to me he's more of a 'Dick'.
I wish him well as he recovers from the virus...
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So Wrigley's Extra gum sponsors Love Island to the tune 
of  £3.6m? I can see why. Who does my wife want to win? 
With bags of time to pick and choose, she takes her pick 
and chews and chews...
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