Sunday, August 22, 2021

Do I play village green cricket? Sort of...

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I'm a 'far more shots 
at the bar than shots on the 
pitch' sort of player...

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(17 Syllables)
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My memory's so bad, I have to write everything
down on a jotter. If only I could remember where I
put the damned thing!...
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A former CIA officer says the USA looks like a deer
caught in the headlights right now. As does our 
very own Foreign Secretary, I guess. Except that in 
his case it's a Raabit...
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54-year-old extremist Anjem Choudary apparently 
wants to rename Buckingham Palace 'Buckingham
Masjid'. No doubt a certain Mahmoud Abbas would
much prefer 'Buckingham Palestine'...
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Let all eco-warriors rise as one to give three cheers
for Prince Harry and Sadiq Khan...

"HYP HYP..............ocrite!"
"HYP HYP..............ocrite!"
"HYP HYP..............ocrite!"
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If Davina McCall can trademark the word 'MENOPAUSING',
can I lay claim to 'PERI-PERIMENOPAUSAL CHICKEN'
which I want to add to our restaurant's special womenu?
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