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even a dog who
doesn't respond to its name
will respond to love...
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Not only are throwaway plastic plates and cutlery likely
to be banned soon, but - in an increasingly woke world -
throwaway remarks are also sure to be far more closely
scrutinized...
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Never mind Covid, it seems to me becoming President
of the USA poses the greatest clot risk. Both of the last
two have been MASSIVE ones...
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Nepotism? Best not to, er, brooch the subject with
Madonna's daughter. Unless it's a Swarovski one,
of course. Because then she's probably contractually
obliged to respond...
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So Kanye West is changing his name to Ye? Is
he planning to open an Olde Coffee Shoppe?...
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