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Ageist film-makers?
They never offer plum roles
to dried-up old prunes...
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the more lines on the face, the fewer lines in the film.
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Why not call white-ball cricket caucAsian-ball cricket?
Maybe that would help bring an end to the racial divide?
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Is cereal womanising the inevitable result of sowing one's
wild oats? Or only when it comes to a certain PM and his dad?
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The Cambridge Dictionary's word of the year for 2021 is
'perseverance'. I'm pleased for it -after so many years of trying!
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"633 Squadron or The Dam Busters - which film do you
think's the best?" - "As far as I'm concerned, it's six and
two threes, to be honest"...
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Nine 'Insulate Britain' members asked judges to throw
the book at them. Seeing as the judges were sitting on
The Bench, maybe that's the one they should have thrown.
I've read it. It's rubbish. Sorry, Meghan...
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UNMADE BEDLAM - our kids' sleeping quarters!...
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