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'These tomatoes aren't
quite right,' I thought. "Do you have
them in blue?" I asked...
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(17 Syllables)
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Pop stars turning heartache into hits is no worse
than writers turning suffering into buy-ographies...
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Like Jenni Murray, I'm also on a 5:2 diet. I used to
start at 7:00pm, but now I start at five-to...
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Black Friday? Tut-tut. Friday of Colour, surely?...
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Comparing Boris Johnson to a clapped-out Morris
Minor is off the mark. He's more like an old Ford,
if you ask me. Gerald Ford - someone who only
lasted three years in office...
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Even the Royal family is channel-crossing now.
From the BBC to ITV, by all accounts...
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Actually, it's not so bad watching all these travel
shows hosted by C-List celebrities. It used to be
mainly Z-list, so things are definitely looking up!
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