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Maths, English, Latin,
P.E., Geography, Physics...
the rest is History...
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(17 Sillyble syllabus)
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Wallpapergate: it looks like Boris might well be torn
off a strip. Again! Tear off any more, and there won't
be any left!...
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The fear of change is called 'metathesiophobia'. It's
something I've always suffered from - which is why
I never carry any in my pocket...
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There's a new pill to treat Covid! It's called
molnupiravir. Really rolls off the tongue - and probably
onto the floor, which doesn't help much...
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A new TV channel for dogs? I'd better show my
chihuahua where the paws button is!...
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Did the Tories stand well back when they let off Owen
Paterson? (Maybe they're confusing that with 'giving him
a rocket'?). Bit early for November 5th, I'd have thought...
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What's in store for us this Christmas, courtesy of John Lewis,
M&S and Boots? Ad after ad after ad infinitum, by the look of it.
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No matter how green MY bank becomes, I'm pretty sure I'll still
find myself in the same shade of red!...
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TERROR FIRMA - climate change has never seemed more scary!
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