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Sown your wild oats with
too much abandon? You could
end up doing porridge!...
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(17 Syllables)
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Don a mask or doner kebab? "No contest!" says Boris
(but don't tell Carrie)
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If Spotify hadn't removed the shuffle button from
Adele's album, would they have been out of order?...
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(Is it out of order to use the shuffle button when listening to albums?)
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'Snowman' axed by BBC following meltdown...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, November 22)
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Maybe Boris is confusing masks with prophylactics? The
soon-to-be father of seven really does seem to be averse
to putting them on...
(Put on your mask for a few minutes, or put off the electorate for keeps)
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