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My dad used to be
a wind-up merchant. But now
he's gone digital...
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Instead of benefitting from new manager Eddie Howe's
know-how, Newcastle United were obliged to play their
first game under him with, er, no Howe. Damn you, Covid!
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Howe to miss first game as Newcastle boss. Catch Covid - that's how!...
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"The Duchess of Sussex"s recent farcical antics on The
Ellen DeGeneres Show make 1987's infamous 'It's A
Royal Knockout' debacle seem almost inspirational. Has
she no shame? Er, no - it would appear not. Strip her of
the title. Now!...
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Saving is easy. By deciding not to buy a new watch and
those trainers I'd craved, I must have saved at least £185!
I hope to save another £80 tomorrow by not buying that
radio that's caught my eye. At the rate I'm going, I'll soon
have enough for that new car I don't need!...
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