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"Get off the train, dad!
Can't you see it's attached to
the damned bridal gown!"...
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(17 Syllables)
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My paper's 'Me And My Money' section featured a woman
goalie this week. Her parents encouraged her to save at an
early age, apparently, and guess what? She DOES now -
professionally. Especially on Saturdays, haha...
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Weakening their fossil fuel pledge from "phasing out" to
"phasing down" just goes to show: a 197-UN member state
COAL-ition really was too much to ask for. Shame on them.
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"Nothing gets handed to you on a plate," said my careers
advisor. 'Nonsense,' I thought, 'how else do you serve spaghetti?'
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"I've always been driven," says Fiona Bruce. I wish I could say
the same, but we can't all afford chauffeurs...
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"Do you want to come to my room?" texted Liz Jones when
arranging to meet a man at her hotel purely for sex. Wrong
preposition, surely? "Do you want to come IN my room?" is
I think what she meant...
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