*********************************************
"My wife's caucAsian".
"Is that white or mixed-race?" - "Not
sure, to be honest"...
*********************************************
(17 Syllables)
--------------------------------------------------------------------
'Ugly fruit good, ugli fruit bad': the mantra for shoppers
with their carbon footprint in mind. (A local misshapen
apple by any other name would taste as sweet...)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
The insider who described Justice Secetary Dominic Raab as
a 'vindaloo' (compared to the 'creamy korma' as represented
by his predecessor Robert Buckland) was undoubtedly just
trying to, er, curry favour...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
The new 'must-have' in your 30s is a veg patch, apparently.
Will a bald patch do? So much easier to cultivate!...
------------------------------------------------------------------------
'Reflections' by Holly Willoughby. Yet another celebrity
self-help book - seems they just can't help themselves.
Ironic, or what?...
-------------------------------------------------------------------
No comments:
Post a Comment