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"Sir who, you say?" - "Sir
Cumference, sir - one of the Knights
of the Round Table"...
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(17 Syllables)
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Looks like Matt Hancock's going to be brought to
book about his handling of the Covid crisis, after
all. Only thing is, it's one that HarperCollins are
probably going to pay him to write himself...
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I'm pretty sure Claridge's restaurant will continue
to have a humdinger of a menu - just no longer a
Humm-dinger, it transpires...
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SHAKESPEARE'S RUBISH - two b's or not two
b's, mum?...
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How reckless is it to sow your wild oats when
you know they've been genetically modified?...
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What do Shakespeare's Bottom and Danny Boy's
London Derriere have in common? They're both
the, er, constant butt of children's jokes...
(Er, not just children, than you very much)
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