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I'm a man of rare
intelligence - so rare, I've
yet to show any...
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(17 Syllables)
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Oh, dear - seems to be a case of Bake Off then Take Off!
Giuseppe Dell'Anno has flown to Mill'Anno! Arrivederci...
and congratulations, Giuseppe...
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If it's true that No Time To Die is heading for a £75m loss,
then maybe it's not such a good idea to invest in Bonds!...
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Outspoken Culture Secretary Nadine Dorries tends
to call a SpAd a SpAd. I wonder what they call her?...
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If four small glasses of wine raise the risk of dementia,
avoid small glasses!...
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The movie 'House of Gucci' was shot in Italy. Seems
many a critic is sorry it survived...
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Here's hoping whoever's selling 'gold' jewellery that's
only 0.6% pure...is also covered in, er, gilt.😠
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