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My wife's just tested
positive for compassion.
We were both quite shocked...
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If all good bottles of wine have a chateau on their label,
why does a Sémillon have a semi on?
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Jason Knauf: no longer Meghan's aide, perhaps - but
still her aide-mémoire, it turns out...
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Will Geoffrey Cox soon be taking the Chiltern Hundreds
- or will it be the Hundreds and Thousands, in his case?
His resignation is sure to come at quite a price...
(Forget 'paid leave', think 'paid TO leave!)
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Can anyone pull off dungarees in middle age? (asks my
paper). Yes, me! I pull my wife's off on a regular basis -
even after all these years...
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When I pour tea, nothing ever drips onto the tablecloth.
My secret? No tablecloth! (PG tips or scientists' tips?
You decide)
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Who needs an expensive bottle of wine with a castle on
its label, anyway? My wine of choice has '42, Railway
Cuttings' on its label. It's 'a very cheap house' wine...
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With Coronation Street, EastEnders, Emmerdale and
Hollyoaks all now preaching to me about the perils of
climate change, my telly's not a telly any more - it's a
bleedin' 'SOAP'box!...
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