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The shot...the bullet in...the bullet out
...the bulletin: 'shot glass doing well'.
"Hey, I never said it was a shot glass!"...
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Music-lover Lewis Hamilton has just released an album! I
only like a couple of tracks, to be honest, Brands Hatch
and Silverstone. The others are a bit on the slow side...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, November 5)
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(My favourite London borough: Atten..). A shame Sir David
Attenborough wasn't beside himself with Joy when seated
next to a mask-less Boris in Glasgow - because he and Joy
would almost certainly have been wearing masks. Unlike
our rather inconsiderate PM...
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The thought of November 5th coming up must have confused
the Tories: they weren't sure whether to stand well back and
let Owen Paterson off, or give him a rocket!...
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My girlfriend thinks I'm the cream of the cream: both single AND thick!
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In the interests of Ballance, there are two sides to
every story. Give the man a chance...
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