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I had a coke, then
asked for Sex on the Beach - but
they'd run out. Screaming.
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(17 Syllables)
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I'M HAVING A BAWL! - it's my party and I'll cry if I want to!
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, November 23)
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Right now, I wouldn't trust the Parole Board to release a
statement without having to recall it later...
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I got life. Not a long sentence, that. Only three words...
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If Boris Johnson tells you his off-keynote CBI speech,
'Peppa'd with pig references, was a corker, then he's
telling porkies. Maybe he confused the CBI with CBeebies?
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