Skid Row: another one bites the dust...

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Alive before hitting the bottle,

Dead before hitting the ground...

Gone in a matter of seconds,

A drunk who's no longer around...

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"Can you carry a tune?" - "Yes, of course I can" -

"Then do you mind carrying this one to the tip - it's

The Birdy Song, and I can't stand it!"...

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My doctor, the philosopher: 'tis better to walk a mile 

than to run a temperature,' he declares. 'Especially at 

your age,' he adds. Rather unnecessarily, I thought...

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2-inch heels can give your love life a lift, apparently 

(news item). Sorry, but I prefer to make love in flats.

Ground-floor flats - then you don't need a lift!...

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The COP26 summit is there to be climbed - so climate!

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I'M HAVING A BAWL! - it's my party and I'll cry if I want to.

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The Queen was right: if Boris is a hell of a statesman, 

then the country's in a hell of a state!...

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