Court Circular...

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KNIGHTSOF THE ROUND TABLE MEETING.

Those attending:...

Sir Cuitous,

Sir Cumference,

Sir Cularize,

Sir Cumnavigate,

Sir Cumvolution,

Sir Cular...

"BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!" came the cry

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'Stick to flats for beautiful feet,' advises my paper, No

wonder I've got bunions - I live in a semi!...

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Poor old Owen Paterson. Better to be suspended from

parliament than from a tree, like his wife, RIP...

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COP26 delegates vow to do NOTHING to conserve energy. 

And, to give them their due, you can't do more than that 

- just think of all the energy that saves!...

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With Emery on board for Newcastle, would survival

be, er, nailed on?...

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THE COP END - where Anfield accommodates climate-

change delegates...

(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, November 9)

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DEFORESTATION - giving the Brazilian rainforest a Brazilian.

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