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No, Tony Blair wasn't the longest
serving PM. I know for a fact David
Cameron was one inch longer...
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Looking at the horrendous smog over Beijing, isn't it
about time world leaders held some, ahem, clear-the-air
talks with COP26 non-attendee Xi Jinping? Couldn't
come quickly enough, by the look of it...
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A Czech running the National Lottery? The only time I
want to hear the words 'Czech' and 'National Lottery'
together is when it's a large one made out in my name!...
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Shaun the Sheep? Or Shorn of any Opposition? Not sure
which of them is more woolly-headed, to be honest: our
ovine friend or Boris Johnson. Though recent events lead
me to believe it may well be the latter...
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Michael Vaughan's dropped by the Beeb - but sadly, this
time, he doesn't go on to make a century...
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You don't have to be a bowler to be hit for six - just ask
Michael Vaughan...
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Shock horror! Britain's facing a fake tan shortage this
winter. No word of a lie, my wife's really browned off...
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Amanda Platell calls Countdown 'mind-numbingly dull'.
There's a 9-letter word for people like Ms Platell, but I
prefer the 4-letter ones...
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