Tuesday, December 29, 2020

fishing in (pork chop)py waters...

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If a trawlerman
brings home the bacon, you know
there weren't any fish...

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, January 20, 17 Syllables)
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A stiff upper lip and gritted teeth, that's what's
needed - though rumour has it the Covid cash
crisis may leave half our roads and quite a few
teeth ungritted. Bugger! But nothing that can't 
be overcome, I say...
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People who sigh a lot get less depressed, 
apparently. I always knew it: sighs matter!...
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Will bookshops now do away with gift vouchers 
for fear it might be seen as 'book token'ism?...
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Looks like getting vaccinated in the village hall
is going to be the 2021 equivalent of popping
down to the Jabcentre...
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