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"You'll go down in history, son," promised

my dad, which scared me a bit. "How far 

down, dad?" I asked. (It's not heights I'm

scared of, it's depths)

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How are Trumpians going to celebrate Christmas

this year? With some "This Election was Stollen"

cake? Or a slice of humble pie? I think we both

know the answer to that...

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My son hates learning to swim in swimming 

pools. It's not heights he's scared of, it's widths...

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My Christmas tree's very special - it's got a KCB,

DSO and CBE!" - "Wow, I've never seen such a

well decorated tree!"...

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