doh!...

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Advent calenders?

Bad news, I'm afraid: looks like

their days are numbered...

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not feeling too good myself, come to think of it...

(17 Syllables)

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Anti-vaxxers needle me...

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(Or: "they don't half give me the needle - how's 

that for hypocrisy?")

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Tears & Piers on GMB:

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At the risk of repeating myself, what's so 

wrong about Matt Hancock crying out loud, 

for crying out loud?...

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Really? People put on a posh voice when on the 

phone? Tel: me more, old boy!...(the Hyacinth 

effect? Is that when you answer with a "Hya!"?)

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Diversity Grove? Equality Road? Inspire Avenue?

Humanity Close? Respect Way? Sorry, but who-

ever in Birmigham came up with these daft 

names should be given the, er, cul-de-sack...

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Kay Burley pops into a Soho restaurant to spend

a penny, and now she's off air? Time off in loo, 

I imagine...

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