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"How on earth does a
pacifist fight, daddy?" - "With
his paci-fists, son"...
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(17 Syllables)
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I reckon Covid-19 should be recognised in the New
Year's honours list - for services to OBEsity! Comfort
food will be the death of me...
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That's quite a figure Michelle Keegan's got. No wonder
her husband's smitten - a case of 'abs make the heart
grow fonder'?...
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Makers Hasbro have just unveiled their 'Longest Game
Ever' edition of Monopoly. Oh, dear. I dread my wife
and I being forced to play it next Christmas - I can just
see it now: one stiff board, two bored stiff!...
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Another bloody survey...
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Not only does wearing more formal attire at the table
make you eat more healthily, smartening up your food
helps, too: the potatoes should always be in their
jackets, and who doesn't like a well-dressed salad?...
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