I prefer the Pescatarian Party's policies...

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Trump's crackers, Rudy's

bananas and Pence is nuts -

vegan politics!...

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I may be broke, but neverthelesstershire:

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Such great Christmas decorations! I'm pretty

sure I'll be one of the eager Belvoirs heading

to the castle this festive season!...

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These new 'half' Christmas trees are great -

especially if you live in a semi!...

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Poilitics, eh? Quite unedifying to witness 

America 'airing its dirty Washing'ton in 

public...

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Why should any actress want Botox? An 

actress with no lines isn't an actress, she's an

extra...

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Any actress who frowns on the use of Botox

is probably grateful she still can...

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True happiness comes to those who wait, it 

says in the papers. And it's true. I tried waiting 

once, and if you've got enough tables, the 

tips you get can be fantastic!...

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