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"My grandfather's in
a vial mood" - "How d'you mean?" - "He
can't wait for his jab!"...
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(17 Syllables)
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Bill Barr? Is that my Barr Bill in disguise? He's
certainly big enough! (I have a swift half every
time Trump tells five lies on the trot). Oops,
there's another! Cheers...
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PUB GRUBS - the 'I'm A Celebrity' menu...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, 6/6/23)
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Scotch eggs, Cornish pasties, Welsh rarebit:
not so much 'substantial meals', more a
package holiday?...
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Eins, zwei, drei martinis, bitte. (I'm not even
sure if wet pubs serve dry martinis!)...
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Will the review into the South African lottery's
winning numbers of 5,6,7,8,9 and 10 find
everything to be, er, perfectly in order?...
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What are Highways England going to do about
the 4,000 bridges in 'a poor state'? If they wait
too long, they won't be able to cross that
bridge when they come to it!...
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